Adios Airlines
Say goodbye the hard way. When you need to leave Leonida fast, cheap, and without leaving a paper trail, Adios is your only friend in the sky.
Focusing on tickets to destinations that don't have extradition treaties. Meals and hope not included.
The go to choice for failed influencers, bad debtors, and people fleeing a crime scene with a carry on.
Expect loud engines, questionable aromas, and kiosks in pawn shops. If you're on this plane, your life is in crisis.
Final Departures
Adios Airlines is Leonida's answer to the hasty exit. Operating from rural airstrips and sketchy airport gates, they fly the routes other airlines are too ethical to touch. It’s not about the journey or the destination, it’s about putting thousands of miles between you and your mistakes.
With billboards promising "anywhere but here," Adios thrives on the atmospheric decay of Vice County. If you're looking for lost luggage or an emergency landing in a swamp, you've found your carrier.
Adios Airlines billboard observed promoting dirt cheap getaways as chaos erupts in the streets below.
Protagonist seen navigating past an Adios Airlines boarding gate during a high stakes airport pursuit.
Market Ecosystem
Other brands keeping the state's chaos in the air:
In the real world, Adios Airlines is a generic GTA parody of discount carriers specializing in Latin American routes and sketchy budget travel.
Last updated: February, 2026