GoPostal
"If we don't lose it, we'll break it." Leonida's favorite courier service for shady shipments, aggressive curb hopping, and poorly insured logistics.
The legendary option for those who want their packages fast, dented, and eventually lost in a Vice County canal.
Powered by workers who value the speed limit as a suggestion and the sidewalk as an extra lane.
Tracking that works only when we feel like it. Perfectly tailored for Leonida's impatient and reckless citizens.
Logistical Mayhem
GoPostal is more than just a courier, it’s a chaotic way of life in Leonida. In a state where everything is urgent and nothing is safe, GoPostal provides the necessary infrastructure for shady deliveries and heist getaways disguised as routine drop offs.
With trucks that are hard to avoid during a high speed chase and a motto that embraces failure, the brand is a common sight in Vice County’s urban decay. From "Turbo Priority" shipping to their "Overnight or Overdead" billboards, GoPostal ensures Leonida stays connected, one broken parcel at a time.
A GoPostal truck observed crashing through a storefront during a chaotic pursuit, proving that delivery speed is the only priority.
Massive billboard advertising "Overnight or Overdead" spotted looming over a downtown shootout scene.
Market Ecosystem
Other brands keeping Leonida's business moving:
In the real world, GoPostal is the long standing GTA parody of FedEx and the United States Postal Service.
Last updated: February, 2026