Tequi-la-la
Vice County’s grimiest dive bar where the drinks are cheap and the trouble is free. Tequi-la-la remains the mecca for bikers, rockers, and anyone looking to drown their regrets in high-volume filth.
A neon-soaked heritage site for hair metal fans and outlaws. Where history is written in spilled beer and broken glass.
Favorited by the Lost MC, off-duty officers looking to misbehave, and citizens seeking karaoke disasters.
The unofficial headquarters for local grudges and underworld business meetups disguised as a night out.
The Soul of the Underground
Tequi-la-la represents the peak of Leonida’s grit. In a state obsessed with glitz, this bar provides the necessary sanctuary for the ambitious and the depraved who prefer the smell of old leather over luxury perfume.
From the "No Cops Allowed" night promotions to the regular news segments about mid-set brawls, the brand is a staple of Vice City’s nightlife. It is not just a place to drink, it is a rite of passage for anyone trying to survive the darker side of Leonida.
A massive bar fight observed breaking out during a high-decibel performance by a local metal band at the central location.
Promotional material observed detailing drink specials and the venue’s notorious "No Law Enforcement" policy night.
Market Ecosystem
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In the real world, Tequi-la-la is a long-standing GTA parody of the iconic rock club Whisky a Go Go , known for its deep ties to metal history.
Last updated: February, 2026