Horny's
Home of the Heartstopper. Leonida’s finest source of clogged arteries and broken dreams.
Overview
| Category | Fast Food Brand |
|---|---|
| Status | Confirmed |
| First Seen | Official Gameplay Footage & Billboards |
| Location | Every strip mall, gas station plaza, and highway rest stop across Leonida |
| Inspiration | Hardee's / Carl's Jr. |
Popular Products
Horny's doesn’t pretend to be healthy. It serves up triple-bypass burgers, grease-dripping chicken, and fries so salty they could ruin a marriage. Locals line up for the Heartstopper combo, washed down with an eCola the size of a bucket. The brand thrives on cheap, fast, and unapologetically bad food, pulling in Leonida's hungover, broke, and too-lazy-to-care crowds.
Brand Interaction
Horny's is a cultural icon in Leonida’s underbelly. Citizens hit the drive-thru at 3AM, order enough grease to fuel a jet, and scarf it down while parked outside strip clubs or bait shops. The Horny's clown mascot is more likely to give you nightmares than smiles, and the inside smells like broken dreams and fryer oil. It's also the scene of a few back-alley deals, stickups, and maybe the occasional food fight when tempers flare over cold fries.
Known Activity Log
| Timestamp | Activity |
|---|---|
| Trailer 1 – 00:35 | Horny's neon signage flickering above a sketchy street corner, citizens loitering outside. |
| Trailer 1 – 02:05 | Food fight erupts inside Horny's after a heated argument over an undercooked burger. |