Weazel News
"Confirming your prejudices." Leonida’s most trusted and most ridiculed news outlet spins the chaos of Vice County into prime time gold, ensuring every riot is televised in high definition.
Broadcasting non stop crime reports and biased narratives designed to keep the citizens of Leonida in a perpetual state of fear.
Utilizing a fleet of news choppers and broadcast vans that are often caught in the crossfire of the very crimes they cover.
Transforming urban warfare and influencer scandals into satirical commentary and lucrative advertising slots for the Leonida elite.
Spinning the Vice City Skyline
Weazel News is the heartbeat of Leonida’s misinformation machine. In a state where truth is a flexible concept, Weazel provides the aggressive coverage required to turn a simple robbery into a citywide crisis.
From the high tech headquarters in the Financial District to the battered vans found in the backstreets, the network is omnipresent. Whether they are covering a police raid on a South Beach penthouse or running a live stream ticker of a highway heist, Weazel News ensures that the chaos of Vice City always has an audience.
A Weazel News chopper observed hovering dangerously close to a tactical police operation at a luxury Vice County high rise.
A Weazel News digital broadcast ticker observed displaying breaking reports of street level violence across South Beach.
Market Ecosystem
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In the real world, Weazel News is the long standing GTA parody of Fox News , serving as a satire of sensationalized media and political bias.
Last updated: February, 2026